CLASSROOM JOKES.....

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA : Here it is

TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS : Maria!

TEACHER : Why are ! you late, Frank?

FRANK : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?

FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong !

GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER : What! are you talking about?

DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago?

WINNIE : Me

TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?

GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground! than you are.

TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?

TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD : A teacher